the truth is in the jar

Whoever claims copyright on the below should tell me more:

ATTORNEY
Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS
No.

ATTORNEY
Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS
No.

ATTORNEY
Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS
No.

ATTORNEY
So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS
No!

ATTORNEY
How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS
Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar!

ATTORNEY
I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS
Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law!


Don't you laugh, the obvious is da.. serious!


Carpe diem!