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Global warming fall-out now reached Easter Islands!
First we ran out of wood,
so we used stone,
now snow!
Virtuality will be the last resort
for our moai.
As seen in Bavaria*!
* true!
Carpe diem!
Some motorists who fit winter tyres to their car to cope with snow are being charged higher insurance premiums, it has been claimed.AA Insurance Services says some people have been told to pay up to 20% more.
Winter tyres should be much safer in the snow, but some insurers have been counting them as a modification to the manufacturer's specifications.
"The confusion may be through call centres, where that information is not getting through," says Malcolm Tarling, of the ABI.
As heavy snow blankets the country, STV viewers can keep
abreast of the severe weather conditions via our website and news broadcasts.

Health and safety gone mad? Poor journalism run amok more like.

